Originally transmitted Saturdays at 12.25pm
24th June 1995 to 29th July 1995
Repeated on Mondays at 6.30pm during the run
1) "The Mastersons Magical Marquee" (Part One)
Reason to join circus - Wife
Side-show - Novelty carrots
Reason to hate circus - Mother stood on by an elephant
2) "The Mastersons Magical Marquee" (Part Two)
Set fire to the circus
Steal the Siamese Twins
3) "Masterson Rides Again"
School occurrence - Flogging and cold showers
School motto - "Tell Lies and Succeed"
A skill or useful object - Conker
4) "The Masterson Bunch"
Ladylike occupation - Suffragette, Seamstress
Betrayal - Adultery
Way to protest - Chaining self to a horse
5) "The Pain of the Mastersons"
A way to have fun - Eating toast
Inspiration - Goat
Special room - Torture Chamber
6) "The St. Valentine's Day Masterson"
Behind the scenes - Murder
Blackmail - Sex change
Star quality - Big bosoms